Fist up - Bush you old dumb dog, what are you saying? Who let you speak to the press without flash cards to guide you? In case some of you are in the dark about this one, earlier this week Bush spoke to the press regarding his immigration bill and said that he's heard all the rhetoric going around and wants to clear things up by saying that amnesty is when you make people pay for being here illegally and that's exactly what his bill does..... So if you're still clueless here let me fill you in one something apparently Bush doesn't even know.... Bush, at least he's been saying this all along, doesn't what amnesty and in fact that is not what this bill is about. So, Tony Snow had to come out and (I'll quote the Express here) "correct his boss" by saying no, no, no President Bush was lost without his prompts and flash cards and said exactly the opposite of what is and has been his long standing platform on illegal immigration. Bad Bush! I'd be happy to pay taxes if they went towards employing some one to walk behind Bush, and any other politicians I deem worthy, with a stick and just whack them on the head every time they do/say something worthy of a good wallop . With a leader like Bush it's no wonder other countries think Americans are unintelligent and just can't help themselves. For heaven sakes they guy was almost assassinated by snack food.
You absolutely must read this report. The headline reads: Man With Headache Finds Bullet in Head. Ouch! Bad day for this guy.
Heads up for this weekend - we're going tubing. Yep that means sitting on tube for hours, floating down some river, some where, baking in the sun and drinking "beverages" out of a floating cooler. I can't even begin to express how freaking AWESOME it's going to be ... as long as it doesn't rain that is. I'd say I'll make sure to get pictures but there's no way I'm risking bringing Kris' camera out on the river. At the end of the trip, he'd be looking for it, I'd have to tell him it's at the bottom of the river and I'd subsequently loose my ability to eat solid foods for a while. No really, he doesn't beat me, just ignore the black eye.... I fell, yeah that's it I fell. I will however, make sure to grab a snap shot of Kris in summer appropriate attire before we leave because this is a once in a life time event. I think, I mean I'm pretty sure he's even going to take off his boots for the day and wear .... sandals! Yes, I know, I'm sorry you're going to have to miss seeing this historical event in person. And no babe, I won't let Adam cut off your legs to get the boots off. Too much blood involved and I like a man that can walk.
Then later this week - it's vacation time and I'm headed to the dream vacation destination New Hampshire. Okay, so it's more like I have nightmares about this place but it's where my family is and where they are is when I want to be hundreds of miles away. I MEAN... oops cat is out of the bad. So really I'm only heading back to my home town to get free food and "miss you" money from my parents but I figure I'll get to lay by the pool, do the Corcoran Family reunion thing later that weekend and of course do what always happens when you get a bunch of drunk Irish misfits together - sing karaoke!
I realize by now it must seem that I live like a rock star and it would be true if only I had the money, the clothes, the cars, the house(s), and all that fame. But other than that, yes I am a rock star in my own world.
This time tomorrow I'll be as red as a lobster, water logged and drunk with happiness. Yes happiness, that's it.
Drive safe folks, and please roll down your windows if you're going to leave your dog or child in the car. But if you're leaving both, make sure to dangle food between them and watch them fight!
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pjgrammy - thanks for the compliment and the overly personal information. I'll see you Tuesday night and you better have your clothes on!
