Oh wow, this is the first post! This post will set the standard for all future posts and lead them farther than any posts have ever gone before!
Or it will just be the little bit of rambling I can get in before it's FINALLY time to leave work....
I don't have much to say right now other than I should have listened to my instincts and called in sick today. A piece of advise that you didn't ask for - no matter how late you stay up Sunday night, Monday will eventually come, greeting you with the lovely sounds of an alarm clock and the impending Monday doom that awaits every 9-5 worker. And no I don't have "a case of the Mondays" (go Office Space), I have a case of the "I need to win the lottery or marry a rich guy so I don't have to do this for the rest of my life"... I just keep my fingers crossed that some long lost, disgustingly wealthy relative kicks the bucket and picks me to inherit their fortune (I say long lost because as far as I know, no one in my family has nearly enough money to make me happy and if they did, at this point in the game I doubt I could do anything to get in their will). And hey, that's a good reason to be nice to everyone you meet because you never know if they might be in the midst of editing their will.
Well it's time for me too look busy while I gather my things so I can hit the floor running when that clock turns to 5.
Tip of the Day: Get The Girl
It's not that hard to woo a girl. Just put as much effort into it as you do into fantasy football and you'll do great. Read installment 2 of Calling All Nice Guys
About Me
- selizabethg
- I'm a woman in my mid 20s living alone in a less than fantastic apartment with a dog that has chronic allergies. For the first time in my adult life I’m nobody’s other which means killing spiders and shoveling snow all on my own. I’m the baby of a “Brady Bunch” family with 3 brothers and a sister all of which are married with children and I take great joy in being an aunt and not a mother.; at this point any how. I’m not your typical girl although I do girly things from time to time. I love to write, hence this blog and Paper Seduction, my poetry site. And I’m just trudging through life, finding fun and hoping the universe gives me a break … of any kind.
2 comments:
Okay - so I'm really impressed with your previous "all about me" page relative to your writing style so.... I'm holding you up to that particular standard because I know you're capable of incredible witicism and enjoy listening to myself laughing hysterically while reading your (and Kris') pages!!
Keep us posted on the wonderful life as a single woman in the big city attached to an incredibly handsome (tall & dark, too, I may add!), talented guy all the while experiencing the joys of cooking, dealing with city government, nincompoops (oops.. already said gov't) and overly zealous compatriots in the grocery lines!
On a side note - the only type of advice you'll ever get without asking.... You've got to see "Because I Said So" with Diane Keaton and Mandy Moore (hilarious, warm and real) and on the darker side... "Pan's Labyrinth" and "Apocolypto", both in subtitles. I don't know about you, but I love subtitles. It makes me feel so sophisticated!! Actually - I'm hard of hearing so it gives me that ingenious excuse to have them on!! tee-hee!!
Well - I'm looking forward to more posts that will make me giggle, so keep writing!!
Okay, so I'm really impressed with your writing style, wonder where it comes from. No, I was never a stripper but I do enjoy being naked!
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