Quick, under your desks everyone!

I want to know what the Scientologists do that I don't.

Well, I put restrictions on that, I only what to know why they are building, as quoted on Foxnews.com ..."a 22,000-square-foot underground storage vault to store documents." WHAT? Seriously, how many documents can you have for a religion that's barely 50 years old? I mean, I know those Scinetologists put the fruit in fruitcake but what ARE they up to?

"But plans remain vague. County land use planner John Barton said the county also has been told the vault might hold any number of things besides documents."
"We've had everything from underground housing of sheep or hay," Barton said. "We've had cemetery discussed. We've had mining discussed." (foxnews.com)

Yeah and if that's not getting you mind into science fiction mode, here's what else foxnews had to say ... "The Church of Spiritual Technology holds Scientology's copyrights and trademarks and stores church documents in underground vaults to preserve the religion in case of nuclear war..."

I repeat; in case of nuclear war.

So lets brings this full circle now... The Church of Scientology is building something, possibly an underground vault to store documents and/or sheep and the Church of Spiritual Technology has admitted to keeping Scientology documents (and sheep too? don't know) in an under ground vault in case of nuclear war. Now the people doing the building are in such a rush that apparently they don't have the proper permits. What could be so urgent that they can't even spare the time to get permission to do whatever they're doing? The threat of nuclear war that's what!

I say even though the Scientologists are a special brand of nutty, we should all take notice. Either they've pissed some one off royally or, they really want to see what was radioactive dust looks like.

If you'd question the Schientoloists movites and are unsure what steps to take next, check out these links:

Nuclear War Survival Skills
Nuclear fallout