I Drank the Punch

I love this guy! "Abs are no longer a mark of fitness — instead they're an "ass badge." If you're bearing abs, you're an ass." - Greg Gutfeld. Hilarious, and so true by the way. I actually prefer my guys not to have abs. I think they're gross. And besides, what girl wants to be with a guy who looks better with his shirt off than they do?

Doctors find no cancer in Bush's colon but the question we're all left to wonder is if they found his brain in there. Having the state of his colon discussed in national news is Bush's "God Slap" for being a very big stupid head. But that's all I'm going to say about this issue because I'm eating lunch and talking about Bush makes me whoozy.

So, I've been inducted into a cult and this new life is working out very well for me. Last Friday night I was little less than dragged to accompany my boyfriend and our mutual friends to the fifth Harry Potter movie. As some of you might know, that last book was also released that night so the plan was to see the movie then head to the bookstore and wait for 12AM to roll around so the three of them could be some of the first to get their hands on the final addition to the series. Yep, you guessed, I was thinking "LOSERS!" But then, something magical (tehehe) happened that night in the theater. I snuggled down with my popcorn and coat (because it's always so damn cold in theater no matter what time of year it is or what the temperature outside is) and was prepared to take a nap when only 10 minutes into the movie I found myself being pulled into the Harry Potter world. I only talked 3 times during the whole movie and that was proof enough to my boyfriend. In fact, he wants to buy all the Harry Potter movies and keep them on continuous play in our house with hopes that my talking will subside and he can have some peace. We headed off to the bookstore after the movie finished and unfortunately there were just too many people and we left. I was drawn in by the movie yes, but it was not until my boyfriend came home with the first book of the series for me to read, that I was actually ready to drink the punch and join the cult. It's truly fabulous! I read the first and second books in about 3 days and on my lunch break today, I'm heading out to buy the third. I apologise to all those people I made fun of for loving Harry Potter and I plead you forgive me! It's true, I love Harry Potter! With that said, I'll probably be busy reading and not posting .... yeah, it's okay, you don't have to hide your excited smile. I'll be back when I'm done with the series and I'll have lots to talk about.... you won't be smiling then will you?!